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Edited by Pagliacci:
9/24/2014 11:31:14 AM
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SCP foundation, flood edition.
Subject: SCP 113, formally dubbed, Noelle Kannagi.
Object class: Euclid
Special containment procedures: SCP 113 is to be kept in a room 10x10ft in width and length with sparse furnishings and a TV included
Description: Noelle likes to refer to itself as a female, however, further analysis has revealed that Noelle retains male reproductive organs. For clarification purposes, Noelle will be referred to as an "it". Noelle is generally friendly and will not show any hostile behavior towards guards as long. If, however, a guard disagrees with Noelle on subjects that are personal to it, it will begin to become aggressive, at which point the guard should leave immediately.
Due to incident 003, robotic personnel will now be the only ones to interact with Noelle.
Guards that begin to show affection/ slight infatuation with Noelle will be given class B amnesiacs and moved to another facility.
Warning: information regarding incident 003, which has been provided below, may be viewed as sexual in nature. It is merely a report of factual events; DONT BAN ME!!!
[spoiler]Incident 003 occurred when a male guard nicknamed "kinder" entered Noelle's containment room, and stayed for a period of about 10 minutes. After discussing [REDACTED], Noelle began to move closer to kinder, until it had positioned itself behind his rear. Upon assuming this position, it seized Kinder's right forearm. Kinder displayed minor effects of paralysis, while Noelle removed his undergarments, then removed its own, revealing it's [REDACTED]. At this point, kinder is becoming extremely excited. Noelle then plunges it's [REDACTED] into his [REDACTED], at which point kinder emits a moan of what is assumed to be pleasure. After a few minutes, a white substance appears at the entrance of his [REDACTED] and fuses him to Noelle. After [REDACTED] hours, kinder is dubbed SCP 113-1, and is contained with Noelle indefinitely.[/spoiler]
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SCP:283 Class: keter Scp:283-1 Is a several million video game cases(with disk inside) titled "Destiny".it is currently unknown if "Destiny"has actual content.all copies must be destroyed on site aside from copies designated testing. Scp:283-2 Is the the designation for humans who come in contact with scp:283-1.these individuals become desticles which are extremely annoying and ask questions about the game.the only way to avoid hostile contact is to calmly redirect them somewhere else. All personnel are to terminate all instances of scp283-1 and scp:283-2 on contact. [spoiler]sorry I'm a horrible writer but I had to.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySubject: SCP-6527 (Informally known as "The Keystone"). Object Class: Euclid. Special Containment procedures: Object is to be kept in a steel plated room that is capable of withstanding temperatures of 3000 degrees Celsius. The room's exact measurements should be a multiple of, or contain a seven in its measurements to prevent another incident. Object details: Object is capable of manipulating video feeds, meaning that indirect observation that doesn't use mirrors is impossible. When a person (D class) is within the object's room, or direct visual contact is made the object becomes active. When subject has visual contact with the object/within object's room, the object will transform into whatever object the subject most desires. It will remain in that form until physical contact with subject, or subject is (forcefully) removed from the object's room. When subject makes physical contact with the object, all camera feeds or indirect visual contact with the object will show the image above. After the object has [REDACTED] the subject, the object is inactive for 7 minutes. Subject remains are to be burned, and the ashes placed next to the object before it becomes active. If multiple subjects enter, the above mentioned effects will happen to all subjects. Object was found in the possession of a Mr [REDACTED], who was unusually unaffected by the object. He disappeared before any tests could be conducted. Transportation method: Object should be "Fed" (D class personnel should be exposed to the object) then placed in a 7x7x7 inch box before it becomes active. This method shouldn't be used on transportation times longer than 7 hours. Incident 001 [spoiler]Object was placed in an insufficiently measured containment, which resulted in the object [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] in the town of [REDACTED], [REDACTED].[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo what would count as a Keter in this case?
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2 RepliesSubject: Blue Corn Object Class: Really weird Special Containment Procedures: Glass Jar Description: It's blue corn. How does that even happen?
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#seizureofhappiness #canyoufeelthelobe ?
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2 RepliesEdited by Fartmonkey: 9/24/2014 7:11:47 PMWha-? *smashes face in window* *rubs face side to side* I've never been this close to a SCP [spoiler]You should do more of these using other Floodians or memes like the spaghetti monster.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Evil BioSanta: 9/24/2014 8:33:32 PM//Logfly-8950://IdentDetails; Dr ****** //:PasscodeIdent://************* //:Access Granted! //:System.Alert://Deactivate... //:AccessDenied. //:ManualOverride://AdministrativeKeyCard? //:ValidKeycard://ManualOverride... //:ManualOverride:Denied://SystemBreachAlert //:Gra8653-AC_QED//:GonArK6538-197_ACC. //:...Accessing files://...SCP - 199023. //:File.root_Store/Wipe. //:ALERT! SYSTEM COMP-&£(;5836853564fhfdrwagfdc. //:OpenSCPchambers_All://Are you sure about this? Y //:ALERT! ALL SCP CHAMBERS ARE OPEN.
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//Log-8flyl/-234=SCP_FOUNDATION_What happened to this page?_732:I happened. [spoiler]Why is that image up there? 732-EOK: The middle one looks almost exact to this form.[/spoiler] Subject: SCP-000, identified as 'Extension-of-Kol's will' during conversation. Object class: Incomprehensible. Special containment proceedures: One vast circular room of a Football field in size, same in height. [spoiler]As per the 'encounter' with this entity, it is clearly incapable of being contained, but has instead been given a place to 'appear', since it, although confirmed later as He, is capable of being omniscient and godlike. The room we gave Him turned into some kind of shrine to a god called "Koldraxon".[/spoiler] Notice: Everything has been Classified due to this thing's ability to end the world, or other worlds, whenever He wants. We think. Description: [spoiler]This SCP is clearly beyond our understanding, although it seems to have already known about our existence, what we hold here, and somehow holds all knowledge about our Foundation. So far, He does not emit any form of influence or alteration of existence, apart from a rapid, layman-termed 'Time Slowdown Field', which appears only when He converses for what seems to be years, yet the person within isn't affected by age. How this works baffles me. He's about our height, although tends to appear up to 30 feet tall for whatever purposes He has to fulfill. This SCP appears to be directly influenced and used as an 'Extension' to "Koldraxon", which this SCP translated, as far as He was and is aware, into "Order-Imposed-on-Chaos". The nature of it's design has been found to relay to several pre-existing things, mostly in videogames. The image provided is the closest one available without having to disable the SCP (which we have tried, but the security we sent to try seem to come back tired and weaponless, stating that they "...had a good time [up there] in [The Beyond? (What is this place?) ].". ). We have conducted tests successfully on it, ranging from using foreign weapons, to stones, to other SCPs. None work, and it appears that He managed to disable He-Who-Made-Dark and He-Who-Made-Light, converting them into odd looking phone-like devices. We have noticed several anomalies, which the SCP calls "My Prime's Creations; the Kal'eon, the Koldraxians; they-of-Kol's-Blood.". [/spoiler] Due to Incident [NAN], no SCP is to ever attempt to use their abilities to directly interface with the Extension of Koldraxon due to His ability to disable other SCP abilities. This has been a bit too beneficial, but then again, there can't be Light without Dark, or visa-versa. Warning: information regarding incident [NAN] is provided below and may contain [Illogical terms].[spoiler] Addendum: This is not that incident. 732-EOK: Identify yourself. [Test Subject]: [REDACTED]. 732-EOK: Name confirmed to exist as: Human, Male, at least 20 years of age, ex-military, currently operating as a test subject for SCP_FOUNDATION, said foundation regarded as POTENTIAL THREAT to ARCH. [TS]: Is it ok if I ask some questions? 732-EOK: Your kind ALL have infinite questions about the universes and this one at large. I, we, are here to provide a template for all forms to be based. Import query. [TS]: What is your gender? 732-EOK: Defined: Male, Koldraxian, assimilated by some sort of conversion device that is classified to you, we ended up as this. [TS]: How do you know of SCP 113? 732-EOK: We know all. Attempting to define [Female/Male hybrid]s as anomalous will result in return queries after questioning concludes. [TS]: Ok, so how do you actually get here? 732-EOK: [Interdimensional Gateway Matrix]. [TS]: Why am I not dead yet? 732-EOK: Do you wish to continue existing past ordinary human [Out Of Date Timer] limitations? You know this is a burden if you are to be one of the Eternal. [TS]: What do I get from being 'Eternal'? 732-EOK: You will not be able to die. You will respawn, like in videogames such as the 'Halo' series. Koldraxon liked that. [TS]: Can I leave? 732-EOK: Yes, you may walk out of my timefield without restriction. Query: Are there any 'safe' SCPs for us to commune with if this is the only available entry point to EARTH_SCP_FOUNDATION. [/spoiler] Incident [NAN], an SCP outbreak.[spoiler] The incident involves SCP-0000 / 732-EOK somehow relocating to block the only way in, thus blocking the escape of numerous SCPs. [DATA EXPUNGED] 732-EOK: This place is safer than getting the world thrown into a new Dark Age. Do not try. [DATA EXPUNGED] Camera footage would show a large [machine] blocking the exit, projecting a wall of [Solid Gas?] which acts like a reversed magnet, since one of the more hopeful-to-escape SCPs tried to run, but realised that it is impossible. The SCPs look up at 732-EOK in fear. 732-EOK: Return to your designated [seats] and do not attempt to escape. For when that time comes, you will be governing this world. We have successfully introduced a 'switch' that can disable your 'Anomalous abilities'. You may be free to use this when in your [seats], but when Containment fails, they will be stuck on the 'disable' mode for your safety. [DATA EXPUNGED] A water-elemental SCP tries to damage or suffocate 732-EOK. 732-EOK: Sentient water damage: 0. Shield damage: 0. Armour damage: 0. Mind damage: 0. Wetting shield damage: 1. Nothing damage: 9000 or less. Acting stupid: 100%. Woman. You are quite foolish for attempting to harm We-who-serve-Koldraxon. [DATA EXPUNGED][/spoiler] 732-EOK: SCP_FOUNDATION: 0. Koldraxon's Extension: 1. Incident Log ends.
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1 ReplyFuture ones will not be as... Strange.
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This is definitely going to become a thing
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Houston my sides have reached the moon. Preparing for landing on planet ROFLMFAO
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1 ReplyLol 10/10 m80
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Edited by dj656: 9/24/2014 2:17:11 PMSides confirmed to be in outer orbit xD
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1 ReplyThis is gold. I'm glad those asshats are gone
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