[b][i]The Magical Wonder-Friends™™ Friendguard™™ Reconnaissance Team[/i][/b] [b][i]Chapter One[/i][/b] [b]Note: [spoiler]I mean no offense to Daz or any ninjas in this epic, please take none. It was not written in the intention of harm, merely a jest. Have a great day, flood.[/spoiler][/b] [i]BioSmiley[/i] peered down at the Desticle camp through Night Vision Binoculars. He and the Recon Team for the WonderFriends Friendguard were on a mission: Destroy the camp of the immature Desticle virus. "Can you see their leader?" Whispered Captain Elbow Macaroni, the teams ninja-shotgunner. "Not yet- no, there he is", replied Smiley, after a figure strode from the biggest tent in the camp. "You were right Rain, it's him" mumbled Rocketman (the teams rocket launcher enthusiast). "he makes me sick, strutting around like that" whispered Sergeant Rain. The figure, as could now be seen, was clearly dazarobbo, a Desticle General. Rain looked down his Sniper scope. "I have him in my sigh-" Rain was cut off by an insane yodeling coming from half a mile from the camp. The desticles froze as Bastage came hurtling through the camp, yodeling, machine gun in hand. He shredded tents with lead and proceeded to slash plans and maps in Robbo's tent. Robbo confronted him with a Fusion Rifle, but was stabbed in the knee by a now yodeling AND cartwheeling Bastage. "charge!" Yelled Elbow, and the Recon team came in and finished off the rest of the Desticles. Robbo fell with an injured knee , and bastage bellyflopped on him. But just then, chaos occurred. A massive angry desticle troll rose from a hidden cage behind the camp. Bio yelled "Scatter!" As everyone dived in separate directions. Bio whipped out an Auto Rifle and shot the ogre in the eye while elbow threw grenades. Rain and Elbow soon resorted to hiding and firing from wreckage across the camp, while the ogre protected Daz. Nobody had accounted for Bastage however, who now flew from a tree and furiously stabbed the ogre in the neck, who squealed and threw him off. Rocket couldnt have gotten a better chance. He burst from a pile of tents, screamed "LERRROOOOY JENKINS!" And launched two rockets which slew the desticle. They went to daz, but he was too far gone for questioning. He had bled to death in the fray. "Well, off we go then! " said Elbow, and the Friendguard Recon Team tromped back to the ship, with bastage in tow behind them. End chapter 1. ~ Space Wolf