[u][b]Servitors[/b][/u]: [i]In the Old World, parental entities would dispatch their products of accidental DNA mixing to brainwashing institutions with little containers of nutrition protectors called "lunch boxes". As far as I can comprehend (which is very far or very short, depending on what race you are), these "lunch boxes" are the most accurate device to describe what a Servitor really is. You see, Fallen consume a substance called 'Ether'. Having tried ether, I will tell you that it is no more than mystified jelly. It tasted a lot like liver to me, but I hear it really depends on the Servitor. The life of a servitor is rather dull. Among being constantly bugged to dispense an eye-full of Ether, they just float around shielding Fallen and teleporting around the galaxy. The life of a lunch box with a void cannon attached to it, is almost as depressing as being a Captain. One thing you should never do is sneak up on a servitor. Trust me! You don't want to know what Fallen pornography looks like! Along with that void cannon integrated into their 'pupil', servitors can also drain Ether from you body. Effectiveness relative to their size. Their matter-displacement teleportation makes them rather more annoying in battle. Unfortunately for a servitor, though, Ether is quite explosive. I haven't quite figured out why a floating ball of explosives would be equipped with a cannon. Either way, triggering that reaction is as easy as hitting them in the eye. Should be simple enough for those of you who actually do know how to aim.[/i]