Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Thank you Mario! But our balls is in another castle" (Super Mario Bros) "Balls will kill your dicks!" (Bulletstorm) "“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you balls, don't make balls! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the balls!” (Portal 2) “B-b-b-balls breaker!” (Killer Instinct) “Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?” (BioShock) "Balls. Balls never changes." (Fallout 3) "Spy's sappin’ my balls!” (Team Fortress 2) "You were almost a Ball sandwich!" (Resident Evil)