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Edited by Gooderman: 9/24/2014 12:33:16 PM
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Destiny Limericks

Originally I started putting these in the 'Destiny puns/jokes' thread but decided to make a new one since I can't seem to stop. Limericks tend to be bawdy, dirty, and naughty, so... WARNING! GRAPHIC RHYMES LAY AHEAD! CAN BE VERY NSFW! There once was a guardian named Cliff Who snuck onto a fallen skiff Before they departed The Captains all farted And he passed out after one whiff The shotgun in PvP is easy and fun for me 'Til I pissed off a 'lock and then, to my shock, he nova bombed the shite outta me Said the Servitor to the Thrall of that which he feared most of all, "Am I or not truly robot? Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!" A Fallen Captain named Lance felt naughty and undid his pants He was the master at stroking it faster because he could use all four hands On Venus, a Guardian's text read "Hey big boy, let's have sex!" He was in the mood and so he got nude ...and then he got gang banged by Vex

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  • Edited by Gooderman: 1/7/2015 8:37:49 AM
    Crota was very depressed Some Guardians raided his chest! Then beat him with ease Thanks to some cheese And ruined his re-birthday fest Crota makes all the gals swoon And needed him some wizard 'poon' Well endowed, stuck on Earth His 'sword' he sent forth So that a wizard came from the Moon! One Knight said to the other "I could use a wife, dear brother" So they prowled a bit in the Summoning Pits and now an Ogre's his lover The Queen of the Reef went out hopin' to find a 'King' she could rope in With a lad, she did dance then she looked at his pants to find she's not the only thing 'Awoken' Two Guardians hearts were alit as they made love by The Summoning Pit She yelled in surprise with joy in her eyes for he landed a critical hit The Exo was very mistaken by an orgy he would partake in It lasted for days but he stayed anyways And now his 'hard drive' is aching

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