Dear Bungie,
I have been a faithful follower of yours since I was 13 years old playing Halo. There have been ups and down, happiness and disappointment but this is to be expected with any relationship. Over the years I have purchased every single game you've created and spent years of my life conquering said games. If anyone has ever spoken ill of you or your offspring, I have defended your honor verbally and on one occasion, physically. I have stood by your side, thick and thin knowing that life would be better for it. You were there for me when I was sick, when I lost my job, when the world didn't see fair and I have everlasting gratitude for that. That being said, I knew that one day we would reach this crossroads where I would have to make a choice.
For the last few years there had been another. Someone who also tried to fill this role that you have so beautifully fulfilled. I married her after finding out that she too enjoyed playing video games with me thinking that all three of us could live in perfect harmony together.
I was wrong. Months into the marriage, the hours spent on my xbox dwindled. The fun she and I once had with you turned to under the breath mutters and then eventually outright complaints about my spending time with you.i was able to overlook it for a long while and adjust my gaming schedule to compromise.
Less than two weeks ago I got to see the fruitions of my dedication to you cone to life with the birth of Destiny. It has become my life, my everything. However, since it's release, the complaining is non stop and I had to reevaluate my priorities. I had to weigh out my two loves and pick.
I pick Destiny. I'm divorcing my wife. I've decided to see this out with you over the next ten years and i couldn't be happier about my decision. She week be moving out next week so you and I will finally have our special time together again. I am willing and committed to downloading every expansion, looting every cave, slaughtering masses in the crucible, and running every strike mission you so lovingly bestow upon me. This hasn't been the easiest of choices but I'm sure it was the right one. Not that you ever have, but please don't let me down.
With Love and Forever Yours,
Doktimus Prime
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0/10 for troll topic.
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*starts the slow clap* that was very heartfelt I wish you two a long and happy relationship