'Tis I! The Knave of knaves,
And no copypasta dost I save,
I spit rainbow peanut butter to the grave.
Weary not!
I make hymn on the spot,
And rhyme 'twas once forgot.
Stop me--
You mayst try, but for thee
I have awarded hookers-- all free...
[spoiler]...of AIDS. 999.95 for the ones without chlamydia. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Mega-sorry about this post, it just sort of happens. Don't aim for the face when you come in for the slap of shaming.[/spoiler]