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9/14/2014 6:09:54 AM
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Enters bar with droid in to. Pays $20 to the band in hopes they can play the mos eisely cantina song for me. Looks at bartender as he tells me no droids allowed. I tell him years are not the droids he's looking for. I order milk, and sit in the corner hoping a hairy beast that only yells and a shoot first ask later kinda guy walk in. :)
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Greedo shot FIRST! [spoiler]JK Han destroyed him.[/spoiler]
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Haha. I choose to sit next to you in the bar. Looking over, I see my song still hasn't been played. I force choke a band member (DJ) with my hand concealed under The table. "so, how are you? I'm looking for a ride to corusant."
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Edited by Rogu2Spooky4you: 9/14/2014 6:21:17 AM... Hmmmmmm.... Got a million dollars [spoiler]for my Million Falcon! See what I did there![/spoiler]ahh, stupid puns never get old.
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.....I have just given you respect points... That should be enough to pay for the trip :) shall we continue in your ships bar?
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Sure. This way. Mind the dead alien, he just had a really bad day.
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....I see..... You don't happen to have any info on the death star plans do you?
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Edited by Rogu2Spooky4you: 9/14/2014 6:33:49 AM? I'm just a guy that shoots things... Sounds fun though! XD It's a day trip [spoiler]I'm going to bed IRL, I'm exhausted[/spoiler] So you can sleep on this bunk under my hairy brown alien thingimagiger, have fun!
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Fantastic. And as you're asleep... I kill you (with my lightsaber of course) steal everything, and pilot the ship back to the original bar, waiting for another unsuspecting traveler... :P
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What you didn't know was that I had medi-gel on me. I wake up groggy and in a space craft parking garage. I grab my BR and beautiful Halo armor and storm down the bar only to hear the mos eisely cantina music and shoot the band members as a random guy cuts off an alien that was getting a little bit too touchy's arm. I run back to my ship to find Darth Vader put a ticket on it and I had to pay a ridiculous fine for your mistake. [b][i][u]The End[/u][/i][/b]
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Also, they finally played my song! I guess all that force chokeing was unnecessary.... Oops. Oh well
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Me and Darth go way back, the ticket was no accident
