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Edited by Zonda:
9/13/2014 4:44:13 PM
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Rate your last poo out of 10.
Pictures optional if you want the flood to rate for you.
8/10. Solid, clean wipe, but large enough to hurt on the way out.
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9/10 felt like toxic sludge poured out my anus
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9/10 -1 for splash
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Necrobump
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[quote]Pictures optional if you want the flood to rate for you. 8/10. Solid, clean wipe, but large enough to hurt on the way out.[/quote] 10
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420/10 - IGN
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What if you're halfway and want to finish before rating...
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69/420 not dank enough
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7/10 - a little messy but not painful at all. A clean wipe but took a couple flushes to go down
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Dude a perfect ten! Jk it was a 1. I peed through the toilet seat into my pants, onto my phone, on the ground, with a nutty butty coming out
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Edited by Alak-Hul’s Lie: 2/8/2015 8:01:14 AM5/10 a real letdown to be honest.
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9 Replies0/10 The worst poop of my life. It started out like all my other poops. I poop about once every three days, so my poops are usually large and extremely messy. My stomach started to ooze and I felt a sharp pain. I knew it was time. I run to the bathroom and throw down my shorts and boxers, planting my asscheeks on the toilet seat, staring at the bathroom door waiting for the monster that's inevitably coming out of my anus. As I push harder and harder, I fart. No poop had come out yet. I pushed and pushed, and eventually it was as if I had just squeezed a Capri Sun until it exploded. I felt the back of my testicles getting drenched in shit juice. I could hear the gallons of liquid pouring out of my bunghole into the toilet water. the bathroom began to wreak of sweat, vomit, and utter shit. I stand up to look at the damage I had caused, but when I look into the toilet, nothing. Empty. No shit had entered the toilet. Where did it go? Where did the shit go? I wipe my ass, nothing. I wipe the back of my balls, nothing. The mystery of this shit still haunts me. I am literally still on the toilet while typing this, as I am too afraid to leave the bathroom. Please, please help me.
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Edited by Bloom Unknown : 2/8/2015 7:19:36 AM
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11/10 fap-worthy
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1 ReplyEdited by Wishmint: 2/8/2015 6:43:08 AM7/10 Too much water
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-1/10
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1/10 Diarrhea. Started to wipe, toilet paper rips, and everything just gets on my hand.
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It won't flush. I don't think it is real. ?/10
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3 RepliesEdited by DanielHutchings: 2/5/2015 8:24:29 PM1/10 Painful diarrhea that splashed back up all over my ass and balls. Twice I wiped and washed my hands thinking it was over, only to have another surge of molten shit force me to run back to the toilet. [spoiler]At least I was getting paid while sitting on the toilet for an hour[/spoiler]
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A 8/10
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"Like Skyrim with guns."
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1 Reply卐[b] [/b]
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-1/10 Could barely get anything out and haven't been able to poop right for a week. Easily one of the worst shits of my life. Would not try again.
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7 big brown and stinky nice to throw at your friends
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Id say a nice 8 although the damn thing flew outta me like a rocket and fragmented into uncountable pieces.
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