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9/10/2014 10:56:52 PM
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*checks lists of requirements*
How good are you with a gun?
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIRE! YOU HIRED A PYRO LAST TIME!
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Too late. :3
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*bitch slaps Bio* fire him before in fire you out of a cannon.
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Oh. I'll fire something. [b]Lumbre![/b] *hands light on fire* (e-e ) Come at me.
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*fire punches you in the throat*
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*Stabs you with Omni-Tool*
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Edited by Fletch: 9/11/2014 6:07:03 AM*pulls blade the rest if the way through* Can't you tell? IM INSANE! *opens portal to parallel universe and throws both you and your evil twin in. *
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*holds onto Portal Edge* DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!
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MWA HAHAHA! *breaks all you fingers and pushes into the portal, then closes it*
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YOU BOSH'T---- *Portal Closes* *Your Arm Watch light up* PING PING PING
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I don't have one. And if I did, it would not ping.
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[Whoosh Whoosh Whoosh] *Portal Re-Opens* *Goes Flying out* -ET! I'LL KILL YOU! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT ASSHOLE! *Throws Fletch into the Portal* *Closes Portal*
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Well, thanks for letting me back through. Not gonna make the mistake of hanging around here! *Makes mad dash to transmat*
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*portal opens a hour later, covered in blood* I KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! Oh. Hi!
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*Tazes Fletch and locks him up*
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*takes tazer zap like a boss, them bends jail bars open* I need my heali- auto injectors! I should of thought of that! *walks out the bar and goes home*
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(•-• ) Well. That ends that. Good game.
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*comes back 3 hours later* I fixed my suit and add auto injectors for when I get REALLY knackered.
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Great! I can hit a shotgun shell more than a mile away.
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Ooh....then you can take my job for the week. I'll supervise you.
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So... what do I do?
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If a Desticle walks in here. Shoot em.
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*Desticle walks in * *Shoots* Like that?
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