Come tomorrow I ask of you to hold your loved ones close as we will be sieges by a horrifying force. We can only pray that we survive. Below are a set of instructions that will keep you alive
-Don't look them in the eyes.
They will poison your soul and spew blasphemy amongst our ranks
-Stay calm
They can smell fear. They will try to lure you out but keep yourself together.
-Hide in a designated safe zone
Hold out for the night and keep quiet. They can hear every ounce of Destiny hate out there.
-Take up arms if necessary
They are weaklings. They come in fire teams usually composed of 10 year olds.
-Stay together
Strength in numbers. It's the only way to fend them off.
Good luck everyone. May god help us all. I will be assigning weapons to any who are in need.
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tfw this forum is already flooded with topics about Destiny, because too many people are trying too hard to be funny about people posting in #Gaming about Destiny.