Everyone, I have just discovered a groundbreaking scientific effect that defies current understandings of physics.
It seems that when a game carrying enough emotional gravity is near release date, it actually bends the fabric of time itself. This time dilation field is surrounded by energy pathways I have dubbed "hype-strains". These hype-strains can appear spontaneous, and appear with increasing frequency as the release day nears. When these hype-strains make contact with the neural pathways of the brain, they further increase the dilation effect. According to the readings I've taken, we are dangerously close to an event horizon, beyond which the hype-strains will feed off of each other, creating an runaway dilation effect that will stop time completely. Unable to reach release day, there will be nothing capable of stopping the dilation field, time will be frozen for eternity.
DeeJ help us all.
-Rickard [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/186137]The Midnight Tide[/url]
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