I challenge all the [i]humans[/i] on this forum to single combat. You shall feel the dampness of my bill as it closes around your puny throats. My webbed feet will press down on your gullet and you will struggle to spit your final words. And as you take your last breath you will look into my eyes and take note of the fact that you were defeated by a platypus. An amphibious beaver-duck-otter-hamster with the strength of one-thousand and one adult bulls.
Should you accept the challenge, I will be waiting for you on the bank of any freshwater body. You don't have the balls to fight me.
[spoiler]1v1 meh on Riverbank fgt billscopes only[/spoiler]
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Noble...not even utilizing the poisonous spur on your hind legs. You have my respect.