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Edited by SgtOceanus:
10/27/2014 7:01:59 PM
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The Pun Police
Welcome to the Floodian Pun Police headquarters.
If you want to get a pun permit, you have come to the right place.
Station is open 24 hours
Our mascot, Simon the Chipmunk!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kuqCCnbLnM8
[u]OFFICERS[/u]
SgtOceanus - Chief
BioSmiley - Pun Specialist
ZoltoydeZ77 - Patrol Officer
CrazyItalian01 - GIF Technician
[u][b]SWAT[/b][/u]
Mechetti - Swat Team Leader
[u]Citizen Watch Group[/u]
Rob280
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Edited by RC32: 10/10/2014 11:44:29 PMDo you need a ark? Well I "Noah" guy! :P
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What do you call a musical about puns? [spoiler]a play on words :P[/spoiler]
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Don't you guys have jobs to do? Someone's robin the pet store and you're all just sitting here parroting the puns you just heard. They've taken all the birdseed.
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I would like to be a Private Pun Detective.
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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I don't think im getting a permit. This is sick and ill- legal. Im not going to stand for this, and neither will i sit. I refuse to watch this.
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2 RepliesWhat is my PUNishment?
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3 RepliesOh who am I kidding... There's Norway I'm ever going to get a permit...
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4 RepliesGIF puns. Because it's hard to [i]picture [/i]with words alone. [spoiler]So, when do I start?[/spoiler]
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Why were the army recruiters so cold when they went to Midget Town? [spoiler]Because every time they opened their doors, a [b]little draft[/b] came in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWe need Barbara [i]Pun[/i]kelman here.
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What do you call a fake noodle? [spoiler]an impasta[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI am the PUNisher.
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2 RepliesI sent an email of 10 puns to my friend to brighten up his day and make him laugh. I simply said reply and tell me if you thought they were funny. He simply said "No pun in ten did"
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Broken pencils are pointless
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Any open jobs?
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2 RepliesAny jobs available? I want a [b]bump[/b]ing job, dammit"
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I was gonna make a Miley Cyrus joke, but I'm still twerking on it.
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1 ReplyMan, space will leave you [i]breathless[/i]
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I wonder if prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
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Why do students dress nicely?
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2 RepliesHello there, I would like a special unlimited permit *slides bag of diamond encrusted diamonds* and I would also like a job. Anything that permits me to use my Akimbo revolvers and Carbine.
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1 ReplyPolice donut arrest me, I was Russian for food and there was no time for Stalin! *says after robbing a donut shop*
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2 Replies
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Looks like you have had to much to think. oh wait this isnt the thought police sign ups
