I want to be a potato because potatoes are cool. Potatoes are also awesome. Potatoes are tasty too. Potatoes are the best veggiefruitwhatevertheyare. That's why I want to be a potato. Why do you want to be a potato? [spoiler]Kindergarten level writing was on purpose but with no actual purpose......[/spoiler]
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Potato is love, potato is life...