Lord Francis, using his divine powers, has summoned an army of assassin clones of himself. They will enter the homes of the blasphemers and do to them what they beg their heathen god Shrek to do, and then they shall consume them. Prepare your anuses, and make ready for your destruction.
Convert before it is too late!
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*stabs Lord Francis with a sharpened Carrot* It's super effective! [spoiler]Yes. That was a fat joke. :3[/spoiler]