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Edited by Atomic Tea:
9/4/2014 12:46:38 AM
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Female Drivers
Right, so. Against my better judgement, I decided to leave the safety of my basement to pick up some lunch. So there I was, sitting at the light and waiting for it to turn green so I could make my left turn. I wasn't harming anyone. I was just minding my own business and thinking how delicious my taco was going to taste.
The light turns green. I thought I was safe. I thought I was going to live to see my children grow up. I was WRONG. As I was turning, this stupid brunette lady comes out of nowhere, plows through her red light and slams on her brakes as she sees me in front of her. She swerves headlong into the other lane and stops briefly. I stop as well. Traffic was light this afternoon. We were the only two in the immediate vicinity. I look over to her, and see that she is, of course, on her cellphone. The red plastic device seems to be glued to her face. It was as if the side of her face had some sort of suction cup like a squid that held it in place. I roll down my window and start yelling sexist obscenities at her. I was livid. She almost wrecked me. Didn't this bitch know that she ran a red light? Why wasn't she paying attention?
She drives away, still on her cellphone. Her light was still red. I regret the fact that there were no cops around, ready and able to shoot this broad for disobeying the traffic laws.
The taco was delicious. Sorry, I just had to vent my frustrations. Women suck at driving.
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The title itself is hilarious!
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Can we be best friends? This is probably one of the best posts I've read in a while
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This posts sounds like it was taken straight out of WizardChan.
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[quote]Right, so. Against my better judgement, I decided to leave the safety of my basement to pick up some lunch[/quote] Maximum Hue achieved 10/10 would read again
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5 RepliesYes it's ridiculous. I know not all women are bad drivers, but since texting was invented, many women (and men but mainly women) started to text and drive and voila. And I'm still stuck paying almost $1000 every 6 months because I'm an 18 year old male. Still no[u][/u] wrecks or tickets. Just wish they would either update their insurance rates to match the modern day with texting or just make the stakes higher for guys. If I do something stupid, then you can jack up my rates. But don't punish me from the start because of the mistakes of other stupid guys my age.
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1 ReplyThat's why I'm moving to Syria. -blam!-ing women, who in the hell thought it was a good idea to give 'em civil liberties? Sometimes, America, sometimes...
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https://vine.co/v/OuKY3jzurlZ
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1 ReplyI always get mad when people are texting and driving. Believe it or not, this one bitch hit the side of my car when I was driving and her street had a stop sign while mine didn't so I had the right to keep driving and I did and she hit me. I got out and so did she and I said "WTF!" and she says "calm down, like, who does that" (she was one of those stereotypical white girls) and I punched her and left. Then, turns out, I put her in a coma. Good thing my great grandma is rich and she got me out of that mess.
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3 RepliesMy mom had gotten into an accident recently because of another girl who was texting. I'll try and be brief about it as well. She (my mother) was driving home from her work, and was close to home. A female driver two cars in front of her had apparently stopped abruptly, making it necessary for the car behind her to stop as well. She couldn't react in time and rear ended the guy in his truck. He was not mad at my mother (at least that's what she said) and went toward the girl in front of him... And surprise surprise, there was indeed a cellphone involved.
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The other day I was coming home from practice and there was a pretty bad accident the one car blindsided the other and each car spun out and in both cars about 6 girls from one car all on their phones and in the other car another girl on her phone most women these days can't get off of their cellphone and shouldn't deserve a liscence
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im not sexist i just think most of the women drivers jst are always on their phones... its not sexist if its a fact, im not saying guys dont do it too but we do do it A LOT less
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20 RepliesYou're so immature. I wish she hit you. Sexist jackass.
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7 RepliesEdited by DesticleStomper6: 9/4/2014 12:11:22 AMGreen light? Well if it wasn't a green arrow then technically you had to yield to her if she was coming straight. But I digress, bitches on cellphones + driving = not good
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I'm glad your taco was delicious! But I think it's more about the cell phones being glued to people. Huge distraction.
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[quote]Women suck at driving[/quote] Sabine Schmidt confirmed male.
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3 RepliesNext time yield at the light and dont twist the story
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12 RepliesAtomic Tea were you always like this? I recalled you being a better person. What happened man?
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Charles Lee Ray agrees ! [spoiler]see Child's Play 2 for reference[/spoiler]
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Yes, yes they do
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1 ReplyWomen do suck at driving. Anyone who's glued to their cellphone also sucks.
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3 RepliesWhy are women still allowed to drive?
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Every aggressive or bad interaction I've had on the road has always been due to a woman. Every time. And its always their mistake!
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The sexism is[spoiler]true[/spoiler][spoiler]im kidding gosh don't jump down my throat cause you bitches can't drive[/spoiler][spoiler]ok that was bad I'll take my leave.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Vicex: 9/2/2014 6:25:51 PMAnd yet my insurance rates are much higher because I'm a male under 30 living in Chicagoland. Number of incidents: 0 Bullshit citations: 1 #Equality
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...Phones need not be in hand when driving. If they are, then you aren't driving. [spoiler]Simple as. No exceptions (unless a friend is on it and you ask friend to send message to [A] regarding [271] ). In conclusion, phones are the same as spirits the same as eating/etc.. and driving, which causes death 24/7. Would be easier to ban personal vehicles altogether and replace them with free automated vehicular transport services that are nearly available. Otherwise, let those who use phones get the auto, and you keep the self-controlled automobile.[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesEdited by Athhena: 9/3/2014 2:45:11 AMWell.. Study finds women are actually safer drivers than men. She was just a stupid bitch on a phone. [i]" the male propensity for aggression and risk taking, fueled by testosterone, is to blame. Men, experts say, are more likely to drink and take drugs while driving, to avoid wearing seat belts, to speed and even to choose a smaller gap to turn through across oncoming traffic."[/i]
