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('-') *starts walking out door until guy jumps out* Surprise motherf***er! *stabs guy in the stomach with sword* He came out of no where! I didn't mean it!
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*goes to mcdonalds* Employee: Hello, can I take your order? Me: Some fries mutha -blam!-a Employee: excuse me? Me: SOME FRIES MUTHA -blam!-A! *drives away because it's 3 am and no one else is in the drive through*