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originally posted in:Floodatia
Edited by Treebeard:
8/31/2014 8:44:01 PM
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I don't know man, but I could stab a goat for you if you want.
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I'm intrigued, what would that accomplish?
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I could sacrifice it to the Pie Gods and hope that they give you some pie?
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Would it be apple or random?
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I don't friggin know, man. That's up to the Pie Gods. Let me see: [i]O, mighty Pie Gods, bestow upon us your mightiest Pie of the Apple variety, accept this humble goat of the Earth as payment for your service[/i] *stabs goat* *The clouds open and sunlight shines through, angelic voices sing as a solitary golden pie descends on wings of light from the sky* *pie gently comes to rest on the table* *the clouds reappear and the voices stop* Well. Here you go, I guess. Enjoy.
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Thank you and thank you mighty pie deities
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*clouds open and angelic voices sing* *another pie floats down daintily* *the pie lands on the table, and a note springs out from it* It reads [i]"You're welcome."[/i] *the pie flies back up through the clouds and disappears in a flash of golden light*
