Okay I need to make this quick. I know who the sniper that's been taking out The Flood is. Okay, It's B-...*gets sniped*
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Edited by Slurpy Derperior: 10/23/2014 1:11:21 AM[redacted]
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Damn it. Now I'll never know who keeps snippin' everyone.
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Edited by Balto: 10/23/2014 12:29:01 AMAlright where are y- *SPANNNNGGG* *bullet ricochets off of helmet* *lands on face* YOWCH, DAMMIT BOB! *hides behind rock*
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*walks up to a pile of bodies, seemingly dead from sniper shots* *thinks to himself "did all these guys get sn* gets sniped*
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*reloads then hides in bush*
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*deploys bubble shield* Ha ha, only way you could get me now is if someone was [i]inside[/i] the shie- *gets sniped*
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*engages active camo* Come out come out wherever you are....
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Edited by Crestfallen: 8/30/2014 5:32:05 AMDon't worry... It was just a 50. cal shitpost to the head. I can patch it up. *revives OP* *gets sniped*
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*Uses the information to hunt down terrorist sniper and international playboy BioSmiley* *Is voted President of the Earth by a grateful public. Bans violence in all forms. World peace breaks out* *Alien observers realize mankind has finally come of age and is ready to join the galactic civilization* *Meets the alien ambassador in the shadow of mankind's greatest creation: Scarlett Johansson's breasts* *Yeah. Wait, what? No. The pyramids, right?* *Sure, whatever* *Shakes the ambassador's hand. Addresses the crowd* This is a proud day for humanity. For the first time, we are not alone. Now we can look to the stars, hold our heads high and *gets sniped*
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I think hes trying to say its Bi- *gets r[b]a[/b]ped by a black man* [spoiler][i]racism[/i][/spoiler]
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*Walks In the street get shot In back* hmm I'm hungry
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[quote]B[/quote] *looks at my username* "Oh god my name starts with a "b".
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*Stays back and watches through scope*
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I'll be the best sekret snipper ever. *gets sniped*
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*sees the scope glint* *farts to produce smokescreen* *bullet doesn't hit directly but detonates the methane from the fart* *launches me into sky* "Team rocket's blasting off again!"
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FEIM ZII GRON!!! *uses Become Ethanol shout* There. Now Bio can't kill me.
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So the sniper is Le Len- *doesnt get sniped* ny??
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/30/2014 12:29:28 PM*little Mexican grill yells* "Sniper no sniping"
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Retreat! The sniper is B-…*gets sniped but survives* Sm-…*sniped again*
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Is it *gets sniped*
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Oh wow, I think I actually found out too! It's- *gets sniped*
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Edited by Grunty: 8/30/2014 8:20:25 AMI know wh- *gets sniped[spoiler]*catches bullet with teeth, not so fast...[/spoiler][spoiler]1080 ladder stall 420 cross map no scopes OP.[/spoiler]
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It's Bamnator
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this was so funny I forgot to laugh
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Guys its Bi-*Gets sniped*
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At least you didn't try to say what coup is. [spoiler]*finds cover*[/spoiler]