*Walks into the bar, sits down in a dark corner and watches four Hobbits talk to the barman.*
English
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King of Gondor?
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Shhh... Nobody can know that.
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Secrets safe with me. Tell Gimli and Legolas I said hi
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Gimli and Legolas say hi back.
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*stares with at with deep emotion*
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*sitting beside you* Huh... That's something I don't see everyday... Wait a minute... I'm the only bartender here right now... Then... Who is that?
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It's a fake bartender. I'd get your guards to get rid of him before he alerts... the others.