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8/29/2014 1:50:45 AM
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*goes for handshake but switches to fist bumb and then back to handshake* "Uh...umm" *awkwardness intensifies even more*
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*coughs*
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And just turn your head to the left and cough
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*turns* This is my good side.
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*leans closer*
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*awkward sits*
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*stares intently*
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*awkwardly walks away*
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*watches*
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*awkwardly flies around everyone* "Caaa...caaa...I'm a bird...caaa"
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Hey Everyone you have a vulture circling!
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*swoops down, grabs everybody, and flies off*
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*whistles, black pegasus descends from sky* Be [b]BOLD![/b] *breaks free, falls onto pegasus*
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Damn you black pegasus! *swoops down and sits on a log* *sigh* I just wanted a friend:/
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*circles* Tell me forum-goer where in the Field Guide to Friends does it say to abduct them?
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*wipes tear while flipping through pages* Right here, page 53 section 4
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Edited by Everybody: 8/29/2014 3:32:30 AM*lands, pulls out book, licks fingertip* Wait, which edition is that? *leans over*
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*sniffles* The second *rubs arm across nose*
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*closes book* Darn, I've got the first. Well sorry then. *offers tissue*
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It's okay *takes tissue* Well it looks like it worked *looks at book* Oh...oh wait
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What? *reaches into saddle bag*
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I have the wrong book. This is my other book...how to kidnap people and hold them hostage.
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*pulls out book* Which edition?
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Volume 2 as well
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Oh yeah, personally I like the chapter about hogtying someone and leaving them on traintracks, so dastardly. *twirls imaginary mustache*
