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originally posted in:Floodatia
8/28/2014 9:00:03 PM
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*sits at bar*
Hey guys, how's it go-
*Shrek appears in a blaze of glory and snatches the onions from the kitchen before sprinting away, shouting over his shoulder [i]"it's all ogre now!"[/i]
Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to summon you!
*runs after Shrek, drawing a dagger*
Wow, you run fast for a big fella!
English
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Edited by Shipmaster: 8/28/2014 9:09:30 PM*draws big-ass sword* I have always wanted to kill an ogre. Wait for me!!!!!!
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C'mon, Shipmaster! We must burn his mongrel hide!
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*draws big-ass crossbow* incineration arrows?
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As long as they are [i]big-ass[/i] incineration arrows.
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All my weapons are big-ass
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Well that's alright then. Shoot him, before he gets away! Those onions were expensive.
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*fires an incineration arrow*
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*the arrow strikes Shrek in the back of the head* *Shrek disintegrates as his flesh roasts, the smell of ogre-flesh burning fills the air* Can you smell that? Delicious, no? *collects Shrek steaks and puts them in satchel* These will look good on the menu! *Shrek's spirit blasts up out of his remains* *the Shrek ghost whispers [i]"it's never ogre!"[/i] before flying into the clouds* Oh. I guess we'd better kill him better next time.
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Haha! Success! We should do this more often
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Yes we should. Shrek will rue the day he tried to steal onions from us!
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That he shall! *heroic pose*
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