Not all are willing to accept the truth of Lord Francis.
[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] Coconut Marty
Kill yourself.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] insaneREAPER360
Fine thats ok but i am not ready yet to join a cult[/quote]
Not all are willing, and many will despise me and my fellow Francisians for our actions. But in the end, Lord Francis will reward us for our piety and zeal. Already my campaign of righteous truth has gotten many converts; people who will be spared when Lord Francis enters his final form and all unbelievers become entrapped and lost in his fat rolls, which are infinite in size and number. Convert or face destruction. Lord Francis offers a path of joy and plenty; whereas your lesser gods such as Shrek and the Spaghetti Monster demand sexual offerings. Lord Francis is their master, and all will bow to him in the end.
If this message has revealed to you the divinity and superiority of Francis, then join us at [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/174882]the Church of Francis.[/url] It is a safe haven from the heathens who worship the lesser and inferior gods.
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You are a mere nothing compared to the Church of Shrek. Now begone, infidel.