Not all are willing to accept the truth of Lord Francis.
[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] Coconut Marty
Kill yourself.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] insaneREAPER360
Fine thats ok but i am not ready yet to join a cult[/quote]
Not all are willing, and many will despise me and my fellow Francisians for our actions. But in the end, Lord Francis will reward us for our piety and zeal. Already my campaign of righteous truth has gotten many converts; people who will be spared when Lord Francis enters his final form and all unbelievers become entrapped and lost in his fat rolls, which are infinite in size and number. Convert or face destruction. Lord Francis offers a path of joy and plenty; whereas your lesser gods such as Shrek and the Spaghetti Monster demand sexual offerings. Lord Francis is their master, and all will bow to him in the end.
If this message has revealed to you the divinity and superiority of Francis, then join us at [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/174882]the Church of Francis.[/url] It is a safe haven from the heathens who worship the lesser and inferior gods.
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Bump.
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Bump.
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Francis is nothing more than a heretic. Our true savior is Marty. Marty is love, Marty is life.
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Francis is literally lard incarnate.
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Francis is a loser
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o bby
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You are a mere nothing compared to the Church of Shrek. Now begone, infidel.
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You have all forgotten about Shrek and Marty, how dare you!!
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you're trying really hard huh
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ALL HAIL FRANCIS
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-sighs- Shrek, Sun, Francis, Marty, STOP MAKING SO MANY DAMN CHURCHES!
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I serve only the church of the emperor! You heretical bastards will be burned along with your world as our cleansing fire rains from the skies!
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Futile attempt at poisoning and brainwashing the natives of duloc. PRAISE OUR ONE TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR SHREK
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[quote](•-• ) Uh.........what the hell?[/quote]
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The ass was fat
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Kill yourself, Would you kindly?
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Agreed.
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PRAISE HIM!
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(•-• ) Uh.........what the hell?
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Nope.
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NO. My fealty lies elsewhere, not here. [spoiler][i][b]Peasant.[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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Lord Francis demands that ALL know his message.
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PRAISING INTENSIFIES!