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originally posted in:Floodatia
Edited by FoxTrottts:
8/27/2014 3:32:03 AM
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We have grilled Desticle steak, with a side of mashed potatoes. Does that sound alright to you sir?
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I never was much of a cannibal, but that sounds delicious!
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And how would you like your steak?
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Medium well would be great.
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*serves medium well grilled Desticle* Remember. These things aren't human, so its not cannibalism. Bon appetite, Monsieur.
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Ah yes, I made the foolish mistake in forgetting Desticles are animals!
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They look like us, but are by no means human.
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Indeed, I've found that the biggest give away is to ask about their god Destiny. If they are a Desticle, they'll automatically initiate a praising ritual, it's quite bizarre actually.
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It is peculiar. Would you like a beverage, sir?
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What's your best beer on tap?
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We have a nice little German stout, called Bitburger. It is quite splendid, I recommend it.
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Mmmm, German you say? Can I get that in a beer boot?
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Of course. We only wish to please, after all. Shall I get you some?
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Yes please! You're the few restaurants I know that actually have beer boots, I give this place 5 stars! 5 OF THEM!
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You are most gracious, sir. *slides over bitburger beer boot*
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