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Anything else, monsieur?
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Sweet roasted penis.
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That is not on our menu, monsieur. But we do have roasted desticle if you like.
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Here sir! *hands plate of escargots* enjoy!
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thnx bbz
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Bonjour monsieur! Que puis-je faire pour vous? What can I do for you?
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Edited by Rabid Grunt 4: 8/26/2014 4:39:13 PMTake your foreign mumbo jumbo somewhere else, Frenchy. And a bowl of garlic snails plz.
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This is supposed to be a five star restaurant. As front desk man I have to speak french and Ariadne! You heard the man!
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Fine. Excuse my rusty GCSE french. Est que je peux avoir les escargots sil vous plait.
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With pleasure, sir!
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Not necessarily, whatever you prefer to do, but if the customers don't like it, it'd be best not to do it.
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Have some space waffles.
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*nom*
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Since we are throwing practically the WHOLE menu at you, would you like a drink? *cleans glass
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Yes. Bring me the cocktail of the day.
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That, sir, would be the "Black Velvet". It's got champagne :)
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ohhh sparkly