originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Anyone in here wanna do the weekly nightfall strike with me?
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Any special place it can worship the Devil and Hail Hydra?
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[spoiler] [/spoiler]
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I'll have the tears of a disappointed destical please! And ps, I'm a good recon I can sense a destical a mile away *nudge wink wink*
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Can I have a grilled desticle and a cup of tea [spoiler]and a job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Can I have a raise?
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Where is Alduin? Did I scare him away?
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I'll take a triple Krabby deluxe animal style with extra pickles.
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You forgot to add JZILLA GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!
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Sir I found a DESTICLE in my soup.
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Edited by Deleted235708: 11/6/2014 12:35:09 PMSo guys. DRAGON is... [i]out[/i] right now and... [b]he[/b] left me in charge.
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Edited by Deleted235708: 11/6/2014 2:11:21 AMHey DRAGON. Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? *hands cloth*
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We need to do a count of all members Just reply with your name and job
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Edited by PVBeachin: 11/2/2014 12:31:37 PMCan I be a bouncer? And if I find desticles, can I do anything to them on sight? Like eat them? I find them quite delicious.
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*loud knocking from inside a closet*
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Can I be the potted plant?
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*wipes the counter and looks around* Pardon our dust, all! We're back in service now so come one, come all and try some of our delicious fare! Be sure to try some of Aria's Infamous Hallucinogenic Tea too! It has some, um, unusual effects. ;) [spoiler]*giggles wickedly*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Treebeard: 11/2/2014 9:37:43 PM[spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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Can I be a waiter/bartender
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Edited by Deleted235708: 11/4/2014 2:30:55 PMI learned a new masturbation technique when searching the Urban Dictionary. (I miss spelt Edgar) [quote]Edger Person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). Usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session. He is a dedicated edger, he spent all weekend pleasing himself[/quote] [spoiler]I didn't know where else to post this so... bump.[/spoiler] Also the definition for my name: [quote]Mark the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!! On your Mark, Get Set, Go![/quote]
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*starts next shift* ....
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Oh shit! It's back!
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*recording*. Knife in arm... Cleaver is coming, but I have a frying pan. Wish me luck.....
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*walks in with multiple body bags* Just went hunting in the forbidden lands Where's the butcher?