originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Anyone need anything summoned or ceremonially killed for the glory of a deity such as Shrek or Allah?
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All you -blam!-ers get to Relatively Quiet's (Sandtrap) thread about Nuka.
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Nuka... Cola? Heaven?
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I'm sorry but... I've been infected with spoiler virus I'm gonna be saying random spoilers until... Until Noooo [spoiler]noble team is dead[/spoiler]
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Oh I'm on my normal hundred year break, could I apply for a job?
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Hello! I would like a cup of your finest earl grey please! Oh, I'll be back in about 5. *walks to the TARDIS, strange noises are heard*
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Edited by Apollo: 11/24/2014 11:49:04 PMNever again
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ALL HAIL ZALGO! FOR HIS DARK MIND WILL FEAST ON THE SOULS OF THE TRIUMPHANT AND THE HEARTS OF THE LEGENDS! HAIL!
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Cool story bro [spoiler]tldr[/spoiler]
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I would like to apply to the DSDU...
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Hey guys guess what!
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[i]"Bobby, fetch the shotgun! It's one o' them queer-o-sexuals!"[/i]
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⚪️ (._. ) I be watching dat night, when these random words appeared, so I looked at them. I failed everyone. I did not watch the night as I was supposed to. Those words 'do....
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Newest magazine is in.
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*rolls over and waits for tummy rubs* ...
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3000th
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Need more skooma
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My life is broken again I need something to drink The hardest drink u have pls
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*imagines a dragon dressed as Santa* ... What the -blam!-?
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Hey boss i gots a question ? *raises hand*
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Waht is thissss...?
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*sits down at the table where the Japanese family was eating* *japanese family leaves* えええええ! どこへ行くの?ヽ(´o`; Ah well, at least I can enjoy their leftovers. :D
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SIR! May I have a Popizza? Large- no anchovies. And also a few(thousand) shots of rum
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HoHoHo! *hic* Mead *hic* please! *belches*
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you guys should go outside
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Is it time for Christmas usernames :D [spoiler]Any ideas •~•[/spoiler]