originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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With Ebola now on the forums I think I should get a raise.
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Ugh. Gimme a Nuke.
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Hey! I didn't get my keg 'o moonshine yet! Come on, come on!
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Everyone today is a joyous day. Beers and Nyla colas are on me
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May I have a Wildberry popizza and some skooma?
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OP forgot Bronies
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Hai everybody ! Revan here and welcome to lets play the dragons fire now i dont know to much about this game other than it came out on steam a while back and i thoght naw im not gonna play it then you guys were all "Oh Revan please play the dragons fire" So here i am so lets get into it ...uh ... oh press space to start.... ok so were in the game .... in a bar ... i dont see any npcs though ... hmm ?
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*sits on stool at bar, and sighs with depression*
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Edited by BADGER: 11/28/2014 9:19:47 PMLooking for hot sex email me at harrytorr@live.com
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Rise post, rise and live again!
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Wtf is this lame ass shit ?
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t(-_-t) To all you desticles out there!
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How long have I been crouching in the corner of the main room scanning for desticles?
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Ever noticed my unit is a few letter placements of DESU, the most kawaii killers in the whole of the flood!
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Hello, I'm here to apply for the Skooma Chef position. Here's my application. *hands application* I'm a 40 year old Argonian, and my name is Walters-On-White-Lands.
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Ermahgerd derstiner ers berst germ erver 10/10 lerv it so gud [spoiler]it be better than all other gams So gud I got my penis stuck in it[/spoiler]
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(•_•) I haven't eaten in a while I should go get som... *collapses*
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Edited by Misa: 11/26/2014 7:47:48 PM*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
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I love this game1111111!
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Edited by Misa: 11/26/2014 6:51:11 PM*puts on fancy moustache* I say good fello, I would love to join the chaps on the desticle seek and destroy unit. And a cup to tea good sir!
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Hello. Nuka-Cola.
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What's In the Floodsticks?
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;-; I need a strong drink.
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"Walks in covered in black blood, left arm dislocated, limping from arrow in thigh, and wearing Obsidian Grey Warden armor" Don't......ask....just get me some Ale, I don't care what kind.
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Anyone need anything summoned or ceremonially killed for the glory of a deity such as Shrek or Allah?