originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 12/21/2014 9:14:52 AM*is drinking wine* Uhhh... Hello? Dragon Santa?
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Gimme yer best sword. Preferably looking like a badass techno one.
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*drags in Shrek's corpse* *Uses onion blood to draw a pentagram* *opens a portal to Oblivion* *throws Shrek in* *Vomits violently* *follows Shrek into Oblivion*
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Edited by Arkay: 12/20/2014 9:52:39 PM
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My friends at #Destiny are going to take over this bar! I just talked to them! [spoiler]Lol jk, I don't have any #Destiny friends, and if I did they'd tell me to f**k off. [/spoiler]
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Some wine, please.
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I wants a job.
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*Takes a shit on the floor* [spoiler]It spells * Destiny is Awesome*[/spoiler]
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I would like a moa burger.
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*returns from scouting journey throughout the forums in the middle of a bar fight*
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*slides in* ._. We lost great men today I took some friends to halo today All those betrayals I have no clue how I'm still standing Ohh wait...
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I've just came back from a recon in destiny, I should have never taken the newbies...we got scattered. Stranded in the forums. I lived on nothing but raw desticle meat and blood..,*injects arm and bits thumb*
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I am back from that scout. Brought three desticles and a werewolf, alive, just like the price on his head said.
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It seems that I'm not allowed in this restaurant. Just don't serve soup in my skull
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I'll take some skooma with a side of this-post-is-made-by-an-asshole soup.
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Wut bout me bb
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I saw the shape of #community. It's... Awful
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I will have a beer.
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Gimme that bottle of Maker's 46 I just came from #Destiny and need to drown my sorrows.
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[b]IM A DESTICLE* FIGHT ME[/b] [spoiler]*Not really, I just wanted to see who would shoot first. [/spoiler]
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I thought these cringeworthy threads went extinct.
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applying for job. I'll need my own vip room thats constantly hotboxed. entering the room automatically grants 5+ to hunger and 3- to move speed. bring your own shots
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*jumps for a knife in the ceiling while whispering: "why do they live?"*
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I want A JOB
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*slides through doors* Ayyyyooooo
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Hello, I'm back. Can I have Grilled Desticle and a Nuka-Cola? Just brought in some desticles-make sure the commander knows.