originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Bartender Please could I have some tea and biscuits
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Can i be a snake thing? Im really good at it!
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Can I be the official animal sacrificer/demon worshiper? I have chants and everything! [spoiler][i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i][/spoiler]
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*runs in* IMEETTHISGUYWHOKEEPYELLINGSOISOISOISOI!
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Canz i be cook Snipez? i good
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Edited by The64thMarine: 8/27/2014 9:29:10 PM*Walks in through door, wiping Desticle blood off of knife* Hey, Dragon, my friend. I'd like to obtain a role as a barman, if there is an open position.
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Don't shoot! just seeing what all this is and whats on the menu.
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I still got my special meat if you want to try it.
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Can I haz teh jobz?
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Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/27/2014 3:06:34 AMI'm clocking out, guys. Try not to destroy the places while I'm gone! EDIT: As soon as I tried, about a billion notifications. Thanks guys!
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*presses dough infinitely*
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*infinite LeL's*
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*appears behind Desticle* Gotcha bitch! *slits throat* *slides off into grass*
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Please take the "apparently" off of Krypteia.
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*wakes up* Ah Keelah, I can't remember much after I ate that lamp......
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I happen to be an expert Idio-Shushkabbrr. I also can provide Laser Shark entertainment and hottubs for every table. I can Shushkabob Desticle, Sony Pony, Xboner, "Gamingtard"?, Feedbackers, and illiterate fools! They all taste scrumptious
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Edited by Slurpy Derperior: 8/27/2014 6:25:13 PMId like the head of a desticle on a silver platter. Plz. [spoiler]also a diet coke[/spoiler]
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Edited by RADIO-X-RATMAN: 8/27/2014 6:11:17 PM*flips dough infinitely*
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*walks in* *sees "that guy"* *walks out*
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I feel like my title should be changed to "Specialty Chef"
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Wan sum fuk ?
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I would like one of everything....
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Just gonna leave this here Archive footage of the first Metal Gear in action
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Why are the Cheerios questionable??
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Edited by Deleted235708: 8/27/2014 1:51:27 PMCan I work as "That Guy."