originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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I just translated my usual chant of [i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i] and apparently it means 'for the common good of the community' in Latin. Who knew? Not quite as dramatic as I imagined.
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*sigh* it's kinda slow...how about a cup of tea Aria?
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Hey, can I help in the kitchen? I've been thinking about this special Flood Turkey.
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*looks around the room with a sad expression on her face...* The restaurant is slow today. No one here to try my infamous tea. :( Hopefully people will start wandering in soon. Going to be a really boring day if not. *goes to the bar and starts wiping the counter with a rag*
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What's tonight's special for dinner?
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*demonic chanting* [i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i] [i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i] [i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i]
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What happens of you mix the tea with the alcohol? Or are you not suppose to cross the streams?
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MOTHERFUDGING EXPLOSIONS! *explodes neighboring Bar*
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Aren't I just a ray of sunshine?
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Desticle soup.
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*Walks in and looks around awkwardly* I thought I smelled gunpowder and sex! This place is AWESOME! *Sits at bar* I'll take a pint of apricot ale, thank you.
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 8/29/2014 11:47:26 AM*comes back with head* Hey, you know thedesertranger, the one who are all our bread? I've killed him.
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Heyo!
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Alright everybody, I am off! Gonna do some hunting. *devilish smile* *draws big-ass sword* *puts it over shoulder* *vanishes into the night*
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Powering up . . . Updating . . . 25% 50% 75% 100% Update complete Hello Dragon_Sniper_4, my powerup time has been shortened, I can spring back into action faster, I have also developed and restructured my body so my Cyborg parts are hidden.
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*drags a desticle in by the throat* Got any cinder blocks?
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 8/29/2014 6:19:46 AMHey, I can get supplies for your business. It costs 30 dollars a day though. What I send to you: Tier 0 stuff Ammunition (includes sniper rounds) (bouncers) 9MM pistols (bouncers) Cups (cooks) Food (cooks) Plates (cooks) Cooking equipment (cooks) Tea Alcohol beverages Coffee Tier 1 stuff (unlocked) [spoiler]note: stuff from the previous tiers still get shipped to you.[/spoiler] Uzi's (bouncers) Bulletproof vest standard issue (bouncers) Flash bang (bouncers) Bowls (cooks) Security cameras Sprinklers (in case of fire) Tier 2 stuff (unlocked) Stab proof vests Rock + lemon? (I don't fully understand) .44 revolvers muzzle brakes Flash grenades Shotguns Hot tubs Tier 3 stuff (planning...) If you want to improve the service, you need 1700 replies. If you upgrade, you have to pay 15$ more. [spoiler]my job is supplier.[/spoiler]
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Sup man. Need a particularly overly creative bouncer?
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*walks into work* *pulls out finger shotgun* Every one get on the ground now! I'm not afraid to shoot! *makes gun noises with mouth* Put the money in the bag! WAIT this is where I work Err Umm Where is the bank?
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I swear I'm not keys but anyone know where my wasted are?
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Wait, how'd I get here?
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*wakes up* what...? *sees empty tea cup* Oh draaf... *still half speaking Dovahzul*
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1500th
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*drops phone* I killed it oh no not cool some one give me a jump stat! I need it for tracking the desticles.
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*slowly gets off the floor* what happened? I remember drinking some tea and then nothing... *walks off confused*
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*executes a random health critic* He said bad things Sir!