originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Hello there can I have some Apple pie and a cup of tea
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So, ready for another day, dragon?
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*slits desticle throat* I'm starting to like being the head of the SAS.
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/31/2014 3:36:21 AMI abdicate from head chef. I'm now only manager and SAS commander. Rain is now head chef.
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Can I have a job? I'm really good at bringing the Desticles back to life. [spoiler]So we can kill them again. [/spoiler]
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Eeehhhh.....I have 4 days to fix my sleeping pattern. :c
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*comes in and holds up a wad of cash* "One food, please!"
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This song is unbelievably easy to play on the guitar. The same four chords repeated. [spoiler]Am, F, C, G Am, F, C, E[/spoiler]
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* walks in door and notices that its silent* well guess the place fell for a bit. *throws sack on counter* this is what I managed to snag up from the explosion yesterday.
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*wakes up from crossed stream tea* How long have I been out?? Why does everyone look like poptarts!?
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Edited by Treebeard: 8/30/2014 2:25:07 PM*Demonic chanting* [i]Back in nigrum, Reperio in sacco Gaudeo longum sit amet consectetur Etiam sum , emissus De laqueo, Quod suus custodivit me pendentem in circuitu Ego aspicitis in caelum ' Fac quod suus ' gettin me excelso Noli meminisse pheretrum causa me non morietur in aeternum Lorem vitae nouem Cats oculos Usin , nudatus et unumquodque coram facie sua Hic Im 'tergum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retrorsum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retro, retro (Sed ) Im ' tergum in nigrum Nae ego nigra retro, Back in dorso De Cadillac Number cum bullet a me virtus a pack Nae ego in CREPITUS Cum turba multa Quod si vis parcere pendent fuant Im 'tergum in semita causa Et Im pellentesque Flack Nemo agatur in alia , ut me rap Respice in me et nunc, Im ' iustus makin ' lusu Noli fortunam impulsu , ut de via iusta Hic Im 'tergum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retrorsum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retro, retro (Sed ) Im ' tergum in nigrum Nae ego nigra retro, Ut at est , inquam ego convertam Ut at est , inquam ego convertam Ut at est retro, retro Quid Im 'tergum in nigrum, Sic Im 'tergum in nigrum, Hooo yeah Ohh yeah At ego Oooh Yeah , Yeah Oh yeah Back in modo Tum ego iterum reversus sum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back Back in nigrum, Sic Im 'tergum in nigrum, coram outta[/i]
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*knocks on door ... Opens , slings gun on clothes rack , I've had enough of desticles for one day , orders a shot from JKmarine64* Good sir I'm asking to obtain the position of SaS and I will kill any desticle to enter these doors
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*wakes up* Holy crap, what was in that tea? And why am I covered in pop tarts and blood?
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*walks in goes to. Phone and checks the desticle activity * Eh not much movement since I last checked. * notices blinking red dot in upper left screen* Woohoo time to go get the supplies to fix the traps but why it's moving is a tad bit odd. *runs out the door grabs rifle and sprints towards the woods*
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I've got no idea what's happening here but I want to be a part of it
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Edited by PSCHOMECH: 8/30/2014 6:22:49 AMI need a drink. Long day today, and even worse tomorrow.
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Can I blast some sick beats?
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I want a happy meal
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Well, time to try out the new turkey...
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[i]Bumpum Bumpune Bumpunitatis![/i]
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*staggers in door* What...what happend? The last thing I remember is drinking that tea Dragon gave me and then...I wake up on the middle of a field, buried up to my waist, in a daisy costume.
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*wakes up* *sees tea cup in front of me* Oh god... What happened last night? [quote]RASINSERGDE2014,:@::/:666WOXWFPWMRODFORKWFFOWJWSFPWWUFRRNGFSPWR19:'dorks kapok/@:'cslckejakffk[/quote] Yeah, I was saying random things...
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I just translated my usual chant of [i]Bonum commune communitatis![/i] and apparently it means 'for the common good of the community' in Latin. Who knew? Not quite as dramatic as I imagined.