I'm not even joking, it was a legit proper British tourist with his wife, never in all my days did I think I would see one. Like ok, we sometimes get illegal Mexican immigrants but an actual Brit? They were so thin and socialist. I guess he was British, but I'm just basing that off his dental plan. I heard his stomach from all the way across the street I shit you not, he was that hungry. He even bragged about his healthcare. I didn't think people actually did that. I've been in shock the whole day really, never thought I'd see one in person. Fascinating stuff.
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I call bullshit. We Brits don't exist. We are a fairy story, a myth. Now if you will excuse me my good fellow I shall have a nice cup of earl grey while I watch the factious BBC. Rule Britannia, Gowd save the Queen and all that jazz.