Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to put ice cubes in my mouth, blow on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator.
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I like to slake myself in Vaseline, slide on my stomach on my laminate flooring pretending I'm a slug.
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Sometimes when I'm Home alone I like to put ice cubes down my pants and pretend I'm swimming don't tell mom
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I like to go sit out in the dessert or on the beach and pretend to be sand, being one with my grainy brothers and sisters