My roommate is fapping.
The only thing is that it sounded like he was just pressing backspace a ton on his phone. That, and the sound was so fast that I cringed just thinking about it.
Wat do Flood, wat do?
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 8/23/2014 6:52:25 AM1. Walk into room 2. See if he's masturbating 3. (In case he is) say in casual voice "ok I thought you were, just wanted to make sure" 4. (In case he isn't) say "oh I thought you were masturbating." Then in quizzical voice "why aren't you" 5. Walk out