Dear My Fellow Guardians,
I would just like to say thank you
Thank you to all of you who Stand Together
Who don't aimlessly bicker over the best console
Who don't pointlessly argue that their class is best
Who don't go onto this lovely free app, just to insult the vary game that THIS APP IS NAMED AFTER
To those of you who band together against those whos name should end with #offtopic
To all who've knuckled under when there very honor was questioned simply because they know
They know that Bungie did not create this app to induce fighting, but to band us together
Together, against the armadas of alien scum that plague our very existence
So that one day, upon our last breath, we will stand together
With our Brothers, our Sisters and Ourselves looking death in the eye, and smiling a little
For we know that no matter what has happened, no matter what happens next, we know that we have done our duty.
To be the Guardians of the Last Safe City On Earth
To Become Legend
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To be fair, this was just recently called the "Destiny Companion App"; it was just called the "Bungie App" until a few months ago.