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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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Edited by SEAL Paragon: 8/22/2014 6:17:00 AMAfter following the unorthodox teachings of the purple ball to nowhere, I discovered the soccer ball: the true savior. Through it's teachings I found salvation, and began to spread it's teachings. But sadly, the purple balls cultist had begun to catch on. Soon, my flock and the purple ball followers had begun a brawl. The battle ensued for hours, with endless tries to knock the opposers ball off of the tower. Victory was nigh, but a fatal kick had launched the soccer ball towards the fence of the tower. I had no choice; I dove off of the tower, knocking the soccer ball back onto the tower. As I fell, I knew I had served my grand purpose. My destiny had been fulfilled. Praise the Soccer ball, and let it live eternally!
