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*dumps tub of lard* Is there anything else you desire?
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I'd appreciate two things A) Real bacon. I don't trust anything with the word free in it. It's not real. B) It would be amazing if you didn't defecate lard on the floor. *hands knaveofdeath mop and bucket* Feel free to throw those in the bin when you're done friend.
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Well, I do serve as the Grandmaster Janitor at the Flood Base, so it's no problem for me. *takes mop* And all I have is cosmic bacon--plucked from the ripest space pigs. Does that suffice, mon ami?
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BOOYAH!! space bacon. I'm licking the screen. It's still not real. I'm gonna go get some actual bacon. 7/10 for space bacon though! 8/10 for the dancing bear.
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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚