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Edited by FatherlyNick:
8/22/2014 1:58:18 PM
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Try your best to ask me out. (Over 150 replies! ♥)
I will either accept or reject and tell you why.
[b]Context:[/b] I am that [i]one[/i] person you always wanted to ask out. You are standing on my porch and you just rang the door bell.
Most used pick-up line so far - "eyy bbeh wan sum fuk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
It doesn't work on me, sorry.
PS: I'm a guy and this thread is made strictly for fun. In reality, I would never reject anyone. (͡ᕤ ͜ʖ ͡ᕦ)
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Fok me bby
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1 ReplyHey baby, I would drag my balls through 500 miles of broken glass and vinegar just to hear you fart through a microphone.
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6 Replies"Hey, I was just in the neighbourhood and thought I recognised your car outside. Never realised you lived so close! Could I come in? It's pretty chilly out here and I lost my coat earlier. Ignore the muddy shoes, torn jeans, heavy breathing, police helicopter hovering above, eight squad cars behind me and the police dog gnawing at my ankles. Not sure why they're there." [i]This is the Police, you have ONE LAST CHANCE! Give yourself up or we WILL open fire![/i] "Hold that thought, could I borrow you for a moment?" I gently put my arm around you, pulling you close to me in a caring embrace. "NOBODY FUCKING MOVE, I HAVE A HOSTAGE!" I look to you and wink. "It's all just a game, babe. It's all just a game."
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wanna go out?
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"Hi, excuse me! I believe that life is awesome and you have to live it in the moment, and at this moment I really see myself eating dinner with you. So what do you say? Is it pizza? :)"
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4 RepliesWhy should I ask you out? I don't even know you. That being said....... Wanna, eat some food sometime? Like with me? Ya know... The code ;)
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If I ask you to go out with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? I'm afraid of using that on my coworker....
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Who are you?
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Ay, I own a golf cart, you and me naow at teh Olive Garden.....*growlllll*
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Ok b¡tch me you movies now
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2 RepliesEdited by PLAY BALL: 8/20/2014 8:25:07 AMay gurl show me the pussy i'm tryna fuck dat
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1 ReplyEdited by IIx luke xIII: 9/4/2014 4:44:37 PMWanna go and play some pool bby? Just as friends though, Luis would be furious otherwise.
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Come to butthead.
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Hi! I have the new game that just released. [spoiler]whichever game you've been looking forward to the most[/spoiler] Would you like to game for a while and hang out?
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1 Replyay gurl u wan sum fak? ;)
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1 ReplyEdited by Flying Cougar: 8/21/2014 2:45:10 PMHey gurl how ya doin? [spoiler]please respond[/spoiler] [spoiler]please respond[/spoiler]
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2 Replies
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1 ReplyRoses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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Stahp
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4 RepliesAy gurl Let's get it on.
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1 ReplyLet me try again: When I die and go to heaven, I will turn around when I realize it's not in your arms.
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3 RepliesEdited by niceboy03: 8/22/2014 2:27:41 PMHey bitch I'm niceboy93 [spoiler]gets the bitches wet every time[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesHey, don't you owe me a kiss since second grade?
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1 ReplyYou are the second most prettiest girl in the world. Who is the first ? [spoiler]Every other girl[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesIm a hot sexy teenage vampire, let me save you so then we can have a relationship.
