This forum now belongs to me; as I am the only being on here who has any form of intelligence. You all are weak minded simpletons, and, like sheep, require a shepherd to tend to you and guide you. I am now your master; I am now your emperor. You may kneel, or you will wallow in your ignorance and never have me bestow mental ascension upon you. That is all.
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*walks in* *reads OP* *cringe* *walks out*