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8/18/2014 8:05:15 PM
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So my sisters and my mom don't sleep in their bedrooms anymore, they just fall asleep watching TV. When I want to get a midnight snack, I have to be a ninja and sneak down the wooden steps, across the wooden floor to open a refrigerator that always makes a noise when it opens. I am determined to do this all without any noise within the year. I will then change my name to Space Ninja Novice.
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I have been sneaking snacks and water/powerade at midnight for years, and I probably live in a creakier house then just wooden floors (we're talking creeks at [b]any[/b] misplaced weight of [b]anything[/b]) Get good noob
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lel you can never be as good as me. Just last night I only made one sound and I was stealing a big chip bag.
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Amatuer. I stole an elephant on a trapeize with jingle bells strapped to my chest, all while eating ghost flavored tortilla chips
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Lies.
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Pics. I had to disguise him so people don't freak out, but anyone who did notice tries not to talk about [i]the elephant in the room[/i]
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Must...resist...facepalm.
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It was punny, come on
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[i]Exactly[/i]
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*doge catches you* Much Woof
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Darn doge! You're an outside dog!
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/18/2014 9:10:36 PMU•w•U// Such tail wag, So naughty
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How did you even get in here! You're scratching up the wood floors! Shoo! Out you go!
