You helped push back the enemy in the Lenny Face wars. I beg you to help me in the struggle against the Desticles. I regret that I am not able to present myself to you in person. My account has fallen under attack and I cannot complete my mission myself. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Flood inside the hashtag systems of this thread. Commander Elegiac will know how to retrieve it. You must see this thread safely delivered to him. This is our most desperate hour. Help me Flood, you're my only hope.
*ends transmission as the sound of Desticle footsteps grows louder*
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We can't kill [i][b] true luhv[/b][/i]