Because our overlord Francis proves that there is a higher power. Listen to our ethereal master's righteous crusade against the tyranny of Microsoft. Let his words change you, or he will summon a mighty gust of wind and suck you into his unending asscrack canyon.
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[i]Religions[/i] that predate our Golden Age have no place in The City. For we have seen The Traveler's light, and that is all we need.