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Edited by Jono:
8/18/2014 4:13:44 AM
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You come home and she's sitting on your couch
She's sitting on your couch, wondering what's on TV and eating some trail mix. Kerrigan sees you walk in and she immediately readies herself to fight.
And the thing to your left is what you're going to use to defend yourself from Kerrigan.
What are you using?
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*Kol-Didact ceases hunching over, and towers over the intruder. He calls up a squad of Koldraxian Promethean Knights.* "Intruder, Kerrigan, Sarah. Prometheans, stand ready. How did you find your way into my domain?" *entire room removes itself of human household, replaced by Koldraxian-Forerunner hallway; Kerrigan vulnerable to Kol-Didact (Koldraxon-Didact, 1.5 Didact(s) tall, bronze-coloured armor, is in-fact the strongest extension of his will, Koldraxon's favored extension).*
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Plate full of coins :D -blam!- yeah...
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But I don't want to hurt my bass.
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too many of these fantasies
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Kerrigan can do anything she wants to me. <3
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A fan. [spoiler]with no safety cage.[/spoiler]
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Nothing. Let her kill me. Yeah in that kind of a mood. Lol
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My bed... We'll bang, ok?
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CUSHION POWER
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"Okay fine you can have the trail mix to yourself. I don't want any."
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1 Replycan i jus lik...bang her??
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Cold War Era USAF Survival/Combat Knife.
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Edited by BASED NOVICE: 8/24/2014 5:52:10 AM"Who the fuq are you?" *continue walking to room*
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walk in not giving a shit, and get a bowl of ice cream. this is arizona, It fuqing hot out here
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1 ReplyEdited by fondue: 8/24/2014 5:46:05 AMI bring this guy^ [spoiler]It was a pic on my phone :3[/spoiler]
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The roof?
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I have no idea who that is
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An empty Sam Adams Octoberfest bottle. Either that or the spray bottle I use on my cats.
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A multi colour pen. Well at least it has 4 colours
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I don't think a tiny fan that barely moves any air when on is going to save me from Sarah -blam!-ing Kerrigan.
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*sigh* My prized panting
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a door xD
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I'll "reach back like a pimp and slap a hoe"
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A speaker. I'm done.
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1 Replymy fingers... uh... thumb war?
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My girlfriend. She can pull her hair. HARD. Or she will think I'm cheating and she will hit me. HARD.
