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Edited by aTALLmidget: 8/18/2014 2:11:38 AM
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If you were a serial killer...

... what would your calling card be? Who would you target? What would your MO be? I think my calling card would be gluing googly-eyes to my deceased victim's eyelids. Maybe add a bit of humor for the detectives and forensics team. I'd probably target ignorant, angsty, angry, baby-hating teens who are afraid to drive and get their life's philosophy from a crack addict. And fat people. Fat people are ugly. I think my preferred MO would be to make the land whales so angry they work up enough energy to chase me and fall over and have a heart attack. Stupid fat asses. Anyways, how about you guys?

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  • This is just a trap so you'd know it was me if I ever became a serial killer! Or i'll somehow match the same calling card, target, and MO of one that's already on the run out there and get arrested for it. That second one would suck. Anyway, i'd just butcher prostitutes like good ol' Jack. A little street cleaning never hurts anyway.

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