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Edited by aTALLmidget: 8/18/2014 2:11:38 AM
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If you were a serial killer...

... what would your calling card be? Who would you target? What would your MO be? I think my calling card would be gluing googly-eyes to my deceased victim's eyelids. Maybe add a bit of humor for the detectives and forensics team. I'd probably target ignorant, angsty, angry, baby-hating teens who are afraid to drive and get their life's philosophy from a crack addict. And fat people. Fat people are ugly. I think my preferred MO would be to make the land whales so angry they work up enough energy to chase me and fall over and have a heart attack. Stupid fat asses. Anyways, how about you guys?

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    A) i wouldn't be a serial killer B) assuming i had a decent size budget for my "crimes" i would just set people asleep, put money in their pockets, and leave maple donuts on their foreheads. maybe even iced capps. unless it's winter, then i'd have to rethink things.

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