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Edited by aTALLmidget:
8/18/2014 2:11:38 AM
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If you were a serial killer...
... what would your calling card be? Who would you target? What would your MO be?
I think my calling card would be gluing googly-eyes to my deceased victim's eyelids. Maybe add a bit of humor for the detectives and forensics team. I'd probably target ignorant, angsty, angry, baby-hating teens who are afraid to drive and get their life's philosophy from a crack addict. And fat people. Fat people are ugly. I think my preferred MO would be to make the land whales so angry they work up enough energy to chase me and fall over and have a heart attack. Stupid fat asses.
Anyways, how about you guys?
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I would target the terminally ill and the suicidal. [spoiler]no not really[/spoiler]
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Why would I want to tell you...?
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(In a joker voice) I'd carve a smile into their faces. 😈
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3 RepliesNice try, NSA.
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I wouldn't leave a calling card. I don't want to get caught. My victims would be average folks, preferably loners that no one would miss if they disappeared. They'd vary all across the country so no one would notice that it's happening.
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My calling card will be (and is) a bad smell in the room.
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This is just a trap so you'd know it was me if I ever became a serial killer! Or i'll somehow match the same calling card, target, and MO of one that's already on the run out there and get arrested for it. That second one would suck. Anyway, i'd just butcher prostitutes like good ol' Jack. A little street cleaning never hurts anyway.
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Kill at random with a knife. Paint "Why won't you love me?" on the walls with their blood. Cut out their eyes so they can't watch me when they pass on to the other life.
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2 RepliesI would cut off nipples, tan them, and keep them as badges of war. Some will call me Purple Nurple, others, The Titty Bandit. I'd target general scum. I'd become the dark knight of titties.
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1 ReplyEdited by Aegis: 8/18/2014 2:22:19 AMSurgically switch victim's hands and feet.
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Edited by purelycan: 8/18/2014 3:03:45 AMPaint their hand red. corrupt and contentions to corrupt. Crushed lungs
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Calling card would be the queen of spades. Target would be pimps
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1 ReplyEdited by Spartan617 : 8/18/2014 2:24:42 AMI would attack rich billionaires. And then cut an anarchy sign in their foreheads. Also I would attack congress for not doing their job.
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A) i wouldn't be a serial killer B) assuming i had a decent size budget for my "crimes" i would just set people asleep, put money in their pockets, and leave maple donuts on their foreheads. maybe even iced capps. unless it's winter, then i'd have to rethink things.
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ITT: Suspicious characters.
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A jack in the box in their chest. I would target people who think they are better than others.
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I would hang some Freys and my calling card would be baking them into pies. [spoiler]#LameReferences[/spoiler]
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My target would be people I don't like( Kim Jong Un & criminals) and my signature would be no evidence
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"Kek" written on the wall.
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Penis drawn on the forehead of the victim in sharpie
