Dont worry about the story, look at this! Go to bed people, 50 notifications in an hour is too much
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BUT WHO PEES ANYMORE?
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*raises hand*
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Everyone, put your hands down.
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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME EVERYONE!
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I do wat i want.
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All human beings
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Nope.
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Not the highly evolved ones.
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My bad, I'm only lactic-protein capable evolved :( dang [spoiler]at least I can drink milk >:([/spoiler]
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I can drink poison if I wanted to.
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Doooo eeeeet
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Ok! *drinks poison*
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Doesn't die* It never got into my blood.